Government Secret #585
3. March 2016
Hillary Clinton is an alien trying to figure out humans. The young sapiens are especially difficult for her.
(via governmentsecret)
i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance
New plan
I knew girls in high school who casually kept water bottles filled with Smirnoff at their desks and drank them during class in order to survive the American school system.
New plan
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